"I need a wee wee. And fast!"
"Ahhhhhh, MUMMY! I need to hold your hand."
 
"Phew, that was a close one."
 
beautiful boy: "I drunk the water in the swimming pool."
 
Mummy: "Oh no, that wasn't a very good idea, was it?"
 
beautiful boy: "No it wasn't."
 
Mummy: "Did it taste funny?"
 
beautiful boy: "No Mummy... It wasn't funny at all."
 
Nanny: "Did you have fun swimming with Mummy?"
 
beautiful boy: "It was divine."
 
at lunch time after he finished his food
 
beautiful boy: "I'd like something else now please."
 
Mummy: "Okay, what would you like?"
 
beautiful boy: "Ummmmmmmmm."
 
Mummy: "Would you like a breadstick?
 
beautiful boy: "No I've had enough breadstick."
 
Mummy: "How about a cracker?"
 
beautiful boy: "No I'm full up of cracker."
 
Mummy: "Okay, so are you sure you want something else? Are you full up?"
 
Mummy: "Shall we leave the table?"
 
beautiful boy: "I'm not full up Mummy."
 
beautiful boy: "No. I'm not full up of grapes."
 
Mummy: "So would you like some more grapes then?"
 
beautiful boy: "Oooh, yes please Mummy."
 
Mummy: "Come here so I can take your t-shirt off."
 
beautiful boy: "No Mummy. It's not happening!"
 
Mummy: "What's not happening?"
 
beautiful boy: "My t-shirt. It stays on!"
 
"You are putting me back together again."
 
he says this whenever we get him dressed
 
"You are the bestest mummy."
 
Mummy: "What colour is your hair?"
 
Mummy: "What colour is my hair?"
 
Mummy: "What colour is Daddy's hair?"
 
beautiful boy: "Brown. No. Dark brown."
 
Mummy: "Oooh, good one. It is dark brown. What colour is Nanny's hair?"
 
beautiful boy: "Ummmmm, it's yellow. Like mine. No, blonde."
 
Mummy: "What colour is Pops hair?"
 
beautiful boy: "GREY!!!! Just like Wentworth."
 
"Oh dear. That's so funny. I make myself laugh."
 
beautiful boy: "I'm going to cut your hair Mummy."
 
beautiful boy: "Mummy? I'm going to brush your hair?"
 
Mummy: "Okay, yes. You can brush my hair."
 
beautiful boy: "With the scissors."
 
Daddy: "Right, Daddy's got to go to the toilet now."
 
beautiful boy: "You're going to squeeze a poo and then flush it."
 
(Daddy nearly falls over laughing.)
 
"You're my bestest girl in the world that I even seened."
 
(said to his mama - little cutie!)
 
"Bye bye swings. Bye bye slide. Bye bye roundabout. See you another day. We're going home for lunch."